Monday, December 27, 2004

Back Pain Above Waist

essential

"There is nothing more stupid to complain about the 'hard January' when the previous month has been paid double." (myself).

I guess I must be the last of your contact list to refer to these dates jars. Normally we would not need this disclaimer, but I observe that perhaps my readers are among some who do not know my particular languages (ta) sincrasia regard.

Well, there ¹ celebrate Christmas at all. Is not to contradict or to rebel against something (after all, who make black masses these days are believers just as the others). The reasons are simple:

"I'm not Christian. Therefore, to me is so incongruous as to follow the rules of Ramadan ¹ in the corresponding month.
"I'm anti-consumerist. So the main feature of this time (who long ago wiped out the religious sense) does not affect me.
"I hate the" days. " Whether it's Christmas, as if Father's Day, or Day of Spain, or the world day of Iberian common turtle overnight on the banks of streams with a desire to yoke Pyrenees.


Fortunately, there are ideal circumstances that can survive these days without feeling that slight changes. The first is that both my mother and my cat share this philosophy. The second, I'm teetotal television (this helps horrors). The third, which in my family goes every man for himself. And last, when I go out is to address the parks, not commercial areas.

This way I can avoid all of the characteristic symbols of this period of collective folly: the fantastic way to waste energy Christmas decorations, the advertising icons Coca-Cola Santas / Santa Clauses, the pieces torturable meat adorable children and their fireworks ...


So this is why there is no such feature that phrase uttered repeatedly. In fact, I can spend two and a half weeks without saying even once! I love that the formula adopted polite answer "likewise" . It lets you be more or less without having to release the outburst. That


. Normally I would roll a lot more in this post, but the wheel that I have no longer found solace and enjoyment in the activity of sending messages of pain to my brain, a fact which - oddly enough - I removed the desire to write and, general, anything that requires minimal intellectual activity. So, taking advantage that book today, I'll throw myself followed fourteen hours surfing the Internet. Let's see if I beat my personal record.



Kisses and / or hugs (or FREEZE delete as appropriate)




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¹ capitalized out of respect for Castilian spelling rules, not because I consider that the term deserves it.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Corny Things To Write In Wedding Cards

Free Software: VLC Media Player

Following my recommendations, here's a media player (both video and audio): VLC Media Player .

But of these there is already a lot? It is true, and many may be conformed to the classic Windows Media Player or you have taken a step forward with the excellent BS Player (very superior in many respects to Microsoft).

The particular skill that has VLC is able to view incomplete AVI files. In fact, when I lowered it, I thought that this was their primary function.


guess that the vast majority of those who take pleasure in the broadband Internet you will make use of P2P tools for exchanging video material, whether on the eDonkey2000 network (eMule, eDonkey, Overnet, Shareaza, etc) or Bit Torrent (Bit Torrent, Azureus, etc.). Even one will continue using Kazaa ...

Anyway, we all know that there are many files under a false name bandied about, or even real shock, however, do not reach the image quality and / or sound we need. It's a real fucking download anything from 700 megabytes to discover that not what we wanted.

In these cases it is essential to a file previewer. Which is neither more nor less than a player able to read fragments of video downloads, long before they are completed.

Until recently I had been using AviPreview. Getting playing movies or series, provided that at least we have the first and the last fragment. If they were missing, there was nothing to do.

However, VLC Media Player can read anything. If you've only downloaded 100 kbytes in the middle of the file, will also get you out the corresponding image (because it is only a snapshot frozen). It's amazing the power you have. I managed to see bits of files that AviPreview or smelled.

Of course, you will have to wait for the read head reaches the bit, or try to find it moving and leaving the head in the approximate point where calculáis is.

The most important is that hits its maximum power only gets to preview AVI files. With the MPG / MPEG much more incomplete failure: at most, only you can hear the sound.

But still, is an essential program, you are already taking longer to download:

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-windows.html


Kisses and / or hugs (delete or switch the name to "el.video.definitivo. de.pamela.anderson.avi "as appropriate)

Friday, December 10, 2004

What's Kate From Kates Playground Full Name

Why I hate public transport

has been seven days, but I have made eternal. At the end I went to pick up the car before completion of montármelo, because I could not more. I left it overnight and then returned to the shop the next morning. At least they were rolled.

I know it is more environmentally friendly travel by foot or public transport, but the situation of this service in Madrid is not just to shoot rockets. This Week I've had to go to work regardless of microwave, I have concluded that public transport is not my thing. Here are the highlights:

"It's horribly slow. With the car I'm in the ministry in a quarter of an hour. Assuming that the bus (micro) was waiting for me at each stop, take 45 minutes. And that, not counting the walk home, stop and stop-Ministry.

"It's uncomfortable. I'm not going to talk about the seats, put the fucking noise buses or agglomeration. It's damn hot. Cociéndome hate being inside a vehicle. And in winter it is the norm. In summer, however, never suffer from heat in the car because my night time allows me to enjoy the cooler hours. This allows me to make my microwave not have air conditioning, unlike buses.

"It's sickening. As you touch a conductor (driver) with a desire to emulate Michael Schumacher , Aguantate gut. Constant braking and acceleration, driving strategy that I especially prone to nausea and vomiting uncontrollable desire. Especially if it is seasoned with the inside temperature 52 degrees above.

"It's a pain ... carry the backpack and the laptop by dragging from one place to another. Also, I like to be in slippers (dress) in the office, how comfortable it is to have our feet in the air. However, when I have to go by bus, I would do without them and wearing athletic shoes. And I hate having to wear it for eight hours straight, my feet are cooked.

"It's unsafe. You can take a stick in a stop at any time, especially if at that time of night you are alone with a laptop bag. Inside that contains a Pentium 100 nine years ago - whose current value is less than 100 euros - they find out, of course, after you've given the bunt baseball bat or shot in the stomach.

And above is not particularly cheap. Forty euros per month, is half of what I spend on fuel. To suffer all this succession of discomfort, cost me in the car very comfortable.


From all this we understand why Madrid is jammed every day with millions of private vehicles. If I do that, unlike most, do not consider the car as a symbol of ostentation and / or as an extension of my penis, I am unable to do without it, imagine the rest ...


Kisses and / or hugs (delete or recessed pressure on a bus at rush hour as appropriate)

How Did The Laws Of Motion Effect Apollo 13?

I have DSL now! Wonder of wonders

Finally. Today was the day said:

"I have taken the car, although it took me one night before without defense and front license plate because he was sick. They refused at first, but crying a little I got it.

"And I have the connection. Hurray. I hired Jazztel 1024/320, but as they are doing double the speed tests have picked a guinea pig ... just in my city. And I'm one of them, so I'm enjoying a 2048/320 connection piece to 42 euros . Buaf not know what it is to see my "speedometer" putting things like "240 KB per second." Brutal.

"And tomorrow I'll get by the new monitor. I have not been paid for work they had promised (only 110 euros), but still falls.

But not to fail my pessimistic nature, I have to conclude: "Today is a wonderful day ... as you will see that somebody comes along and fuck it."

Monday, December 6, 2004

Female Doctor Penis Inspection



news already have if we renew or not. And it's not yes or no, quite the contrary. How could I never thought of that possibility, knowing what "left" who are in the ministry. Since the contest is no news yet (thank goodness I was scheduled for September ...), we have applied another patch in the purest style Microsoft . Renewal until March or May, not yet know for sure. This seems to be confirmed by the director of the department in which we work, so you have consistency.

This is not the best news I could give my mother (in fact, is the worst, she is willing to get fired to collect unemployment), but fortunately she take it philosophically. Not a cry, not a frown. Seems to have made up his mind that he can not survive in the north to grant him American students (and 607 euros for each), and that until May will not be able to be.

Nor have taken two bad my prospective roommates. None is of particular hurry to move, except that the employment status of one of them is more uncertain than mine (he also affects the negligence of the Ministry to award subcontractors).


My friend has been sembradísimo Murphy in recent days. I'm almost for calling to congratulate him. First, the car and workshop. For experts and they repaired the tap and I chose one of the house (Renault) that caught me and catches me very far, but I assumed it would be faster to get the necessary parts and pieces. However, due to one of the few workshops, the very buds who did not work on Saturday morning . So the car did not leave there that day. A leg and bus to Tuesday> _ \u0026lt;, since Monday is a national holiday these latitudes. The best

is coming. We fucked up a propane gas cylinders, which have to hold on to what little remains of the other until Tuesday, which is the day that comes back on the deal. In these extreme situations, you usually get yourself to a gas station to buy some ... solution would be if I had luxury car ...

In summary. Spending a minimum of heating (when we start to gangrene a member, we put ten minutes) and unable to take a shower until Tuesday. Until that day, hygiene will be to wash the parts "sensitive" separately in cold water.


So you will understand that, unlike 99% of the population, here a server hate the damn bridge in the country is paralyzed. And yet I must acknowledge that someone working on Tuesday.


But everything will not be to bad news. I have had currar 24 and December 25, also one of the substitutions that had requested! I do not remember now how much it meant, but should be between 160 and 180 euros extra ^____^ Now I need to confirm what our coordinator (not hover nose until Tuesday) and an unsuccessful internal movement proposed cost-sharing Christmas Eve. The hell: not the same currar on 24 in the morning than at night. But as the process is democratic, I end up fucking.

In any case, I think I have self-Christmas present as monitorcito again. I'm looking [info] loremaula stop being black, which is as it appears now on my battered Sony.


What about ADSL? Well still not arrive, thanks. Jazztel operator Telefonica has said it has returned again to put his paws to screw me (not in these words, of course). I have sounded a bit like an excuse, but if true, that would be the third trip. Sometimes I have wanted Christian hell exists, I would go straight, but at least it would be worthwhile to see me, tortured, these bastards of Telefónica.

But it was not what I wanted to talk, but to the surprise of the duplicate. I have a 1024 kbps down recruited. Well, the forums had commented that at the core of my city, Jazztel had doubled the fee for a test, ahead of a possible future expansion. Well, I connected the modem and indeed! synchronized line to 2048/320 o_O. Go stupidity of discharge rate, at least in Spain (in civilized countries, they give those 2048 kbps in the bags of chips).

is a bitch who can not enjoy them and not give me an answer until at least ... yes, you guessed it: on Tuesday. It seems that everything that exists and is, in this fucking country is frozen until that day.


Anyway, kisses and / or hugs (fosilícese strike on a bridge or "typical English" as appropriate)

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

Nami One Piece Nuda Thriller Bark

supermarket Monologues

Occasionally I have to take the car and go to the supermarket to by the material that by volume or the number of copies we buy, does not fit into a shopping cart. And today has touched me. So I will wander with shopping centers chorraditas:

"For starters, the underground parking. And his music. I I feel that the Israeli Mossad has had to renew all of its equipment used for torture and interrogation, and has sold the house to various supermarkets, because otherwise I can not explain. What is it that is ringing through the speakers? Do the numbers one of Burma or the Republic of Montenegro? By Blas, including child Eurovision is more bearable! What I still do not understand is how they get through the day with the brain intact to the security guard that they have to park. I would put me in office and shoot everyone. People have organized massacres, for less.

-After escaping from the park and its radiation malignant plays into the mall. As I climb the mechanical ramp, I'm planning the attack path. In the corridors, waiting for a victim, many predators are crowded trade: the Citibank card, the Royal Automobile Club of Spain, the Red Cross ... is an ordeal trying to dodge them all. You have to be a marine expert and possess a detailed knowledge of the terrain, in order to evaluate possible entry strategies.

But today I've been caught by surprise, I admit. When I had the final scheme in the head, near the end of the ramp mechanics, the horror! One of them had been stationed just off the mobile gadget! Dismissed the desperate flight to save the twelve meter free fall to the floor below, there was no escape.

Fortunately, the predator must have been more expensive to see "I have silver rising parallel to the ramp next door (which does not have much merit), because he chose as a target. And his colleague (acting in pairs, such as Alien and Predator ) was a little distracted by a family Simpson ...

But come on, has been a moment of suspense of the most exciting.

-dodged the second line of defense, came to the carts. And it fails: I always forget to take a penny from 50 cents or a euro to get one. So to wait in line at Customer Service to return the unit ticket 20 "uraei." This burns me greatly, I admit.

-Within the site, the situation was calmer. As a faithful disciple of Diogenes , I went to buy what they came to buy and nothing else. Some people think that this is impossible, but we diogenianos well:-P

And once again, I noticed the existence of the shelves above, those holding the cartons of milk to about fifteen feet from the ground . So what use is it? If I do that grazed six feet, a height well above the mean, I can not dream up to this point without armed with the appropriate climbing devices, what use is to place objects there? Will "glue" to fill and will be empty and boxes of phones in the shop windows?

Anyway. What carallo. Today


Murphy was more active than normal. I leave home to walk to a shop that caught me by, I take the first umbrella I see, and when I go to use it ... is damaged. One hundred thousand umbrellas at home and I had to catch the fucking.

And then ... the workshop that had chosen to come tomorrow the expert - to fix a tap and I got in Santander - no longer exists (now there's a jeweler ¬ ¬). So I had to hurry back home to notify the insurer, because the phone service it closed at eight o'clock. Send eggs. The alternative workshop I had to choose is in the fifth vulva. Luckily I never hurts to walk ...


Kisses and / or hugs (delete or sold in a 3x2 as appropriate)